The Obligatory Blog Apology

Suddenly working again. Trains to catch. Cups to pee in. And a root canal, just in case one had any pretense of newly discovering the joys of “free time” as opposed to unemployment. Plus, I’ve got to say, paraphrasing the President, that everything that’s going to be said about the health care debate has been said. And politically, nothing else really matters until the final vote comes down on health care. Nothing more to say on the issue of the day. Sure, 11 Republicans voting for this week’s jobs bill is news, but it barely breaks through to a Congress and a nation obsessed with single-issue (if not single-payer).

Trusting that Glenn Beck and Rash Limbaugh will continue impugning 11-year-olds and equating “social justice” to Nazism, I’m sure I’ll have no shortage of rants and ruminations I’ll feel obligated to share.

In the meantime, there’s a great short essay on German capitalism, German democracy, and the vital role of its workers’ councils (put in place by Truman and Eisenhower), in the April issue of Harper’s, that should be required reading. (Unfortunately, available online only to subscribers.) For all its so-called socialism, Germany is a larger exporter than China, has a much higher standard of living than the United States, all while mandating that actual workers hold as many as 33% of the seats on the Board of Directors of all its major corporations. Something for all the Friedman acolytes to ponder, this dark night of the American economic soul.

More soon. Really. Soon.

Who’s the Marxist now?

To today's GOP, only money matters.

It is widely believed that politics and economics are separate and largely unconnected; that individual freedom is a political problem and material welfare an economic problem; and that any kind of political arrangements can be combined with any kind of economic arrangements… The thesis of this chapter is that such a view is a delusion, that there is an intimate connection between economics and politics, that only certain arrangements are possible and that, in particular, a society which is socialist cannot also be democratic, in the sense of guaranteeing individual freedom.

…For most citizens of the country, however, if not for the intellectual, the direct importance of economic freedom is at least comparable in significance to the indirect importance of economic freedom as a means to political freedom.

…The citizen of the United States who is compelled by law to devote something like io per cent of his income to the purchase of a particular kind of retirement contract, administered by the government, is being deprived of a corresponding part of his personal freedom…. True, the number of citizens who regard compulsory old age insurance as a deprivation of freedom may be few, but the believer in freedom has never counted noses.

…A citizen of the United States who under the laws of various states is not free to follow the occupation of his own choosing unless he can get a license for it, is likewise being deprived of an essential part of his freedom.

— Milton Friedman, Capitalism and Freedom, 1962, Chapter 1.

 

I had reason to re-typeset an old graduate school paper the other day, a necessity for filing my application to Hunter College’s Master’s in Education program online, as the 5-1/4″ disk the paper was originally on was going to be more trouble to revive than just typing the damn thing. It was a long review of then-recent trends in academic American history writing. More specifically, the paper asked, “What is ‘Marxist’ History?” as it applied to recent writing about the Civil War and Reconstruction, as this term was being widely bandied about, both as a pejorative, and more sympathetically as a means of describing historical methodologies deployed by some of the writers.

The most striking conclusion of the paper was that the contemporary historians that could best be described as “Marxist” were in fact exclusively those that described themselves as conservatives. In a nutshell, following loosely the gospel of Milton Friedman as roughly sketched above, these conservative historians believed that everything in American history follows from America’s economic structure, and that all freedom follows from economic freedom. Want democracy, they say, you must have capitalism. Want to understand the Civil War, you only need study the difference in cost between slave and free labor.

Crude Marxist sociological and historical writing of the 1930s and 1940s shared exactly this same premise: that everything in history is narrowly determined by the prevailing “means of production,” which is to say, the sociological structure of the economy. Germans are Germans and Russians are Russians, but give them capitalism, and they’ll all start to act the same way, and with the same self interest. Mainstream sociologists and historians tried to grapple with some of the absurdities of such a reductionist view of history. After World War II, those sympathetic to the legacy of “Marxist” or “Marxian” analysis found ways to incorporate political and cultural inputs and principles into their social theories, at the same time deriding the older tradition as mere “economic determinism” or “economism.”

Not so the conservatives. Like so much else in the modern conservative movement that arose from the sprinkler-salved deserts of Arizona and Orange County, conservative historians borrowed a first principle from an older, mostly left-wing critique of liberalism, and made it their own. It really is, and always will be, about the economy, stupid. Everything else is noise. The Civil War? It was about saving capitalism. World War II? It was about saving capitalism. The War on Terror? Well, that’s about saving “our freedoms,” of course. But as the sociological architect of modern conservatism, Milton Friedman points out, freedom is economic freedom. And despite the fact that it is patently obvious that, for instance, the idea that requiring a doctor to be licensed is an act of tyranny, is on its face as absurd a notion as anything that ever animated your Bolshevik man on the street, conservative historians and politicians keep promulgating this crude economistic nonsense. There are no morals, there are no politics, there are no reasonable limits to wealth. There is only fealty or treason to the Invisible Hand and the economic status quo.

It’s the great and only argument of today’s Grand Old Party. We can’t have health care because it would hurt the economy. We can’t have clean air or water because it would hurt the economy. We can’t have decent public schools because it would hurt the economy. The uber-wealthy can’t pay their fair share of taxes because it would hurt the economy. And anything that “hurts” the economy impairs our freedom. And if you don’t think the freedom to starve, the freedom to be poisoned by your food or water or air, the freedom to have the wrong limb operated on, the freedom to be denied care, the freedom of the truckdriver to drive drunk is freedom, then you don’t understand how the world works — you have not been blessed with the clarity of vision you would be granted if you just shared the ideological purity of today’s real Marxists, the new American conservative and his allies in the GOP. All taxation is tyranny, no matter how much you want the city to plow the snow from your streets, no matter how often you vote to have the government provide some basic service or protection that you know cannot logically be provided by the so-called “free market.”

Well, carry on, brave sons of the Marxist Right!You have nothing to lose but your automotive safety standards, your commuter rail service, your police force, your sewer cleaners, the army, air force and marines, your checks and credit cards or the brakes on your Toyota.

Have a nice day.

First Jewish President, Chapter 2

When Mike Bloomberg decided to run for a third term as New York City mayor, he derailed the mayoral ambitions of Rep. Anthony Wiener, Congressman from New York’s 9th District. Wiener, who was considered the leading candidate, seemed set on following the Ed Koch career path, and the zeitgesit pegged him as the leading Democratic candidate. Instead, he has reinvented himself as the most outspoken Congressional advocate for real health care reform and the public option.

Hat’s off to you Anthony! Keep up the good work!

If you too share my enthusiasm, why don’t you drop Rep. Wiener an email here.

The Real Threat? 75 Native Right Wing Terrorist Attacks since Oklahoma City

Austin, TX IRS office, Feb. 18, 2010

 Summarized starting on page 13 of this must-read report from the Southern Poverty Law Center:

 http://www.splcenter.org/sites/default/files/downloads/The_Second_Wave.pdf

 Meanwhile, the victim of the Austin plane crash has been identified as 68 year-old Vernon Hunter. Hunter, an African-American, enlisted in the Army in 1959 and served two tours of duty in Vietnam. Retiring from the Army after 20 years, he joined the IRS in 1979 or 1980, and at age 68, was considering retirement. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/20/ap/national/main6226936.shtml

Mr. Patriot Movement, behold the face of your “government enemy”: 

Vernon Hunter of Austin, TX

Beck-o-Sphere

Beckosphere.

“Let’s see how that comes up on the old search engines?”

Craigslist a-hole of the week: you choose

Not sure which of these is more insulting.

“Come intern with us!” has a kind of jet-set ’60s ring to it, and uses one of the classic Craigslist asshole memes — the impressive, big-money client list. Mysteriously, they just can’t afford to pay someone to “freshen up our look,” so they’re looking for “a new batch of interns.” I’m sure you’d get into the right spirit every day as you bring the creative director his coffee. BTW, how many of the “old batch of interns” got jobs with your firm?

“Incredible Opportunity” is just kind of pathetic and lame, as if someone said — well, let’s place an ad and see if anyone is stupid enough to answer.

Graphic Design Internship with Established New York City Entertainment


Date: 2010-02-14, 11:40AM EST
Reply to: job-zb6yk-1600336236@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Are you interested in pursuing a career in the graphic design, but don’t have experience? Don’t know where to turn to gain real industry experience to build your portfolio?Come intern with us!

It is a great way to introduce your improve and showcase your skills network while gaining crucial experience to further your career.

We are a rapidly expanding entertainment group with office and studio space in Chelsea, Flatiron, and Tribeca that works with well-known clients and brands, like Kanye West, Mos Def, SummerStage, John Legend, Ciara, Chanel Iman, Damon Dash, MTV, BET, Heineken, Bacardi, Miramax, and America’s Next Top Model.

Currently, we are looking for a new batch of interns to help us freshen up our company’s graphics.

You must be reliable, motivated, out-going, and detail oriented with the ability to be a team player or a self-starter. Computer skills and people skills are a must. This is a non-paid internship with the option for college credit, but for the right person could turn into a great paying part-time freelance gig.

If interested please email us All of the following:
• Full Name
• Email Address
• Phone Number
• Best time to contact you
• Your weekly availability
• A brief introduction to you, what you’re currently involved with, like school… personal projects, and what will you bring to us
• Links to your MySpace & Facebook accounts giving us additional insight into you
• Links to any websites with your work.

Please note… emails missing information will not be received. So, if you don’t have a link or an example of your work communicate this, don’t assume we know.

Thanks! We look forward to hearing from you!

  • This is an internship job
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1600336236

Intern to Creative Director (Greenwich Village)


Date: 2010-02-14, 12:25PM EST
Reply to: amelia@urbanzen.com [Errors when replying to ads?]


 

Incredible opportunity to work with a creative director and get some hands-on training in a diverse range of fields. The ideal candidate will be extremely organized, detail oriented, proactive, graceful under pressure, a team player, and willing to take on a variety of responsibilities, including admin and calendar work, in order to help the executive and the creative department in a fast-paced environment.

A background in not-for-profit, as well as an interest in well-being issues, children issues, yoga, graphic design, and/or art and photography, is helpful. We are looking for someone who is excited about learning, can rise to challenges, and has a great attitude.

When applying for the internship, please indicate “Intern to Creative Director” in the subject line, and include a cover letter and resume.

Requirements
– highly organized
– efficient
– able to multitask
– team player and terrific people skills
– strong writing and research skills
– great phone manners
– comfortable with Quark or Indesign
– comfortable with Photoshop
– tech savvy

  • Compensation: unpaid
  • This is at a non-profit organization.
  • This is an internship job
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1600393735

The Cheap Thrill of Libertarianism

Rand Paul, by Carl Bork.

Today’s Washington Post has an in-depth article on how libertarian scion Rand Paul, with the support of Sarah Palin and the Teabaggers, is leading the race for the Republican nomination for Senate in Kentucky.

There’s something for everybody in today’s libertarianism. Everytime something shouldn’t be “somebody else’s business,” whether it’s an unfair parking ticket, the hassle of getting a building permit for that bathroom upgrade, medical marijuana, or the income tax. Libertariansim today is NIMBY-ism made literal. You stake your flag — or your teabag or whatever — and it ain’t nobody’s business but your own.

But in the end, libertarianism is a cheap out, and joining forces with the teabaggers will be the political death knell for both movements. “He who governs best governs least” is brilliant rhetoric, but less than stellar logic. Are you really willing to have no recourse when your neighbor starts raising goats, the kids down the block are having an all-night party, and the local policeman is just the local bully with an arsenal and no rules? Haul your own trash down to the river-side and personally negotiate with the local mafia before dumping it in? Educate your own children, sure, but do you really want to do your own research on which brand of ibprofen or interferon is manufactured to clinical standards? Lug a wheelbarrow of bullion and your gun down to the corner to bargain for bread? Withdraw all troops from all overseas engagements, disband the CIA and the FAA? Don’t worry — if the plane stays in the air at all, we’ll just ‘roll’ on them ‘trr’sts.’ Get real.

This is all just a sideshow to the difficult task of self-governing that our American system tasks us with — a cop out. Rhetoric’s easy; governing’s hard — isn’t that one of the standard criticisms leveled at the current administration? And the Obama administration answers it honestly: ‘yep, it’s hard — are you going to join us in trying?’ Or just scream bloody murder for a term or two in Congress, and then go piss off to your guest appearance on Dancing with the Stars?

Grow up folks: you want to live in the ‘liberteabag’ paradise about as much as you want to become a Tibetan monk. It may be an attractive fantasy on a day when the hassles of real life seem insurmountable. But it’s no answer for a real country with real problems and a broad population that deserves serious politics, a serious polity, and a serious society.

My last boss…

“At the flower shop, which was a mom-and-pop operation as opposed to a massive multinational corporation, the harassment from the two bosses was awful. I was working with immigrants from Mexico and Honduras, and all of us were yelled at — all day. No breaks, no overtime, nothing. If they hadn’t fired me after two days, I doubt I could have survived much longer. It’s exhausting to have someone shouting at you all day and not being able to punch them in the face or at least talk some shit back. It also showed that sweatshops can be hidden in plain sight.”

Add in the psychotropic side effects of Chantix, and you’ve got a perfect description of my last boss.

From the excellent new book, Working in the Shadows: A Year of Doing the Jobs Americans Won’t Do (Nation Books), by Gabriel Thompson.

New concept? It’s a bloody ice cream shop, a-hole!

Um, someone thinks a college student, in his or her free time, is going to provide the professional services described here?

New Concept Start-Up Seeks Interns (Soho Office)


Date: 2010-01-28, 11:38AM EST
Reply to: gigs-yxcqp-1574690818@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


 

February, March & Spring Internship Program Seeking 4 interns; 10-20 hours per week.

Pop Bar, LLC is traditional handcrafted gelato served in a unique way. We are a start-up restaurant and will be opening our first location in mid-April 2010. Our office is based in Soho (5 blocks from NYU).

We offer year-round semester long internships.

The internship is unpaid. Interns will have the opportunity to apply for paid part-time positions at Pop Bar once the internship is completed.

Description of the internship:

The focus of the internship is to assist the founders with tasks associated with the opening of our first Pop Bar location.
Sample tasks include:
• collaborating on PR campaigns
• assist with marketing brochures
• conduct product research
• prepare strategic analysis of competitors
• plan, strategize and conduct off-site sampling
• conduct market research
• managing social networks
• conduct financial modeling
• assisting with manual creation (experience with Excel, Word, PowerPoint, Publisher and Illustrator)

Interns will have continuous interaction with senior level management and the intern will be directly supervised by the founders and director of operations allowing for consistent face-to-face meetings at the top level of the company. This internship is a great training ground for students in business, finance, marketing, human resource management, entrepreneurial studies, English and pre-law.
Qualifications: A strong interest in hospitality, business, customer service and a resourceful mind.

Send a resume and cover letter to: PopBarInterns@gmail.com

Tell us:

1. Why you want to be a part of this exciting new concept?

2. Your perception of italian gelato and how it fits into the American Culture.

3. What are you passionate about?

  • Location: Soho Office
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay

   
   

PostingID: 1574690818

Craiglist asshole? You get what you pay for

I’m not quite sure whether I think this one fully qualifies by our normal Craigslist asshole criteria. But a combo “experienced” designer and help desk pro for $15/hour? Please get serious.

Marketing and Design (Maspeth, NY)


Date: 2010-01-28, 2:39PM EST
Reply to: job-sza5z-1575045626@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


 

We are in need of a full time designer / desktop support person. Our organization owns 7 companies and manages 25 different business trades. We are looking for an imaginative person with experience designing business brochures, business cards, web sites, email blasters and forms. When the marketing work slows down this position would double as a “light” IT position providing desktop support for our windows users. The more exp you have the more you make. $15.00 to $20.00 per hour. Full time employees are eligible for paid vacation, paid sick time, 401 K and participation in our medical program. Send us your resume and samples of your work. Include what programs you work with. Candidates must have the ability to work with:

Mac and a PC

Adobe or comparable design tools

Macromedia or comparable

Windows XP and 7

MS Office applications.

We look forward to hearing from you. Remember to send us samples of your work.

  • Location: Maspeth, NY
  • Compensation: 15.00 – 20.00 per hour
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

   
   

PostingID: 1575045626