Portland most bike-friendly city in world? Really?

As perhaps the world’s most famous bike blogger, BikeSnobNYC enjoyed taking the piss out of Portland, Oregon in an article in Outside Magazine last year.

But really, attacking Portland’s pretension to be the most bike friendly city in the world is attacking a straw man. Too easy for you, BikeSnob! I offer, as evidence, no more than a single photo from a single well-known European city. When the bicycle is as commonplace and non-chalantly integrated into urban life as it is in this picture, American cycling advocates will truly have accomplished something. Even in Portland, they just have a long, long way to go yet.

Paris, 2003.

Leading CO GOP Gov candidate thinks “bike friendly” is really a “One World Government” conspiracy

Photo Courtesy Denver B-Cycle

“At first, I thought, ‘Gosh, public transportation, what’s

wrong with that, and what’s wrong with people parking their cars and riding their bikes?

And what’s wrong with incentives for green cars?’ But if you do your homework and research, you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty,” Maes said.

Makes you kind of wonder whether he also believes Denver mayor John Hickenlooper is Jewish?

Bike agenda spins cities toward U.N. control, Maes warns

By Christopher N. Osher
The Denver Post

The best introductory investing article I’ve read in ages

Ten Stock Market Myths that Just Won’t Die on the Wall Street Journal Digital Network.

Myth 8 is particularly important to novice investors:

8 “We recommend a diversified portfolio of mutual funds.”

If your broker means you should diversify across things like cash, bonds, stocks, alternative strategies, commodities and precious metals, then that’s good advice.

But too many brokers mean mutual funds with different names and “styles” like large-cap value, small-cap growth, midcap blend, international small-cap value, and so on. These are marketing gimmicks. There is, for example, no such thing as “midcap blend.” These funds are typically 100% invested all the time, and all in stocks. In this global economy even “international” offers less diversification than it did, because everything’s getting tied together.

Especially in light of this chestnut from Myth #9:

…the lion’s share of investment returns — for good or ill — has typically come from the asset classes (see No. 8, above) they’ve chosen rather than the individual investments.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB128000197220920621.html

Yonkers Residents — Bring your uncollected garbage to…

Teamsters Local 456 Legal Service Fund

160 North Central Avenue

Elmsford, NY 10523-1913

Telephone: (914) 592-6232‎

Also the address for the pension and benefit fund.

Bring all your garbage, especially the maggot-covered meat and the dog droppings to Teamsters Local 456 headquarters!

Believe me, they’d do it to you!

FYI: That’s “Eagles” NOT “Eagles” — Got that?

NY Times Essay — The Very Angry Tea Party

One of the best articles to date on the contradictions inherent in the Tea Party conception of the nexus of individual, society, and political economy, by J.M. Bernstein, University Distinguished Professor of Philosophy at the New School for Social Research.

Quote:

The implicit bargain that many Americans struck with the state institutions supporting modern life is that they would be politically acceptable only to the degree to which they remained invisible, and that for all intents and purposes each citizen could continue to believe that she was sovereign over her life; she would, of course, pay taxes, use the roads and schools, receive Medicare and Social Security, but only so long as these could be perceived not as radical dependencies, but simply as the conditions for leading an autonomous and self-sufficient life.  Recent events have left that bargain in tatters.

Go Eagles!!??!!

Explanation to follow.

Learning to love your inner short, part 3(?)

The Big Short, by Michael Lewis

Only someone who has Asperger’s would read a subprime-mortgage-bond prospectus,” he said.

Michael Burry, President, Scion Capital, in Michael Lewis’s  “Betting on the Blind Side,” in this month’s Vanity Fair, an excerpt from his indispensable forthcoming book, The Big Short.

WILLIAM JEFFERSON Clinton

Associate Justice, U.S. Supreme Court, 2010-????.

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The Ask, by Sam Lipsyte

The Ask, by Sam Lipsyte

Sour-ball Pynchovian misadventure starring Gatsby McSnark.

Funny at moments. 1 “Eh!”